Guys. I had a dream last night that I went to class today and had an emotional breakdown in front of everyone. So I left for 15 minutes to compose myself. On my way back to the classroom, after I had cried my eyes out, I found a free 64-count box of Crayola crayons. I pretty much thought it was the best thing ever.
I also had a dream that I was watching the Northern Lights, and they were pretty sweet. And another dream that Owen wrote me a $70 check on which the memo line read, "Tuna fish."
I'm blaming it all on the caffeine. That stuff is bad news.
2 comments:
I'm giving you more money? That's irrational! I already bought you $600 worth of bushes! Why would I buy tuna fish from you? Why would you have that much tuna fish? This is so confusing.
Hey, I can't find my crayons. Did you take my crayons?
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